So what's this nonsense about some racist bald guy? 0__o

Keyboard peon who is the bald racist man in question, worships Drossel like one would our lord and savior Jesus Christ, and thus gets very offended when you take lewds pictures of Drossel (SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!1) , or say mean things to her, “could you please apologize to drossel for what you said!!?!?”. I was considering hotgluing (cumming all over) my “bad” charming drossel, mostly to have the distinction of being the first ever to do so, and he went nuts. He views other peoples drossels as the same one he owns, and says it’s akin to seeing someone you love being tortured and not being able to do anything about it. So in his mind, that’s the worst thing that could ever happen to Drossel (aside from being scraped and turned into a cube like in monsters inc if you’ve ever seen that movie). He threatened to commit suicide if I did the deed. Not wanting to be a murderer, I complied.  

He’s still being an obnoxious dick on /toy/, and the folks there are frankly tired of it, and want him to fuck off. Out of that frustration, came a few of these images:

and this short story based on the above;

“It was a hot, summer day. Peon and Drossel were having a wonderful day inside. “I sure do love you, Drossel!” Peon says to Drossel, whilst having a sip of mouth wash. There is a knock at the door. Peon looks out the window to see who’s there - it’s the robot scrapping service. Peon warns Drossel that this could be the end of her. Being a dumbass, Peon opens the door and attempts to fend off the Scrapper by begging him not to do the very thing he came to do. Of course, this fails and the scrapper forces his way into the house and pulls out his robot scrapping kit. Drossel falls to the floor in fear. The scrapper moves tazes Peon, only to leave him watching as his beloved Drossel is slowly bludgeoned and ripped apart before his very eyes. The scrapper pulls out a large metal hammer, and starts pounding in Drossel’s pristine metal skull. The sound of smashing metal is real as Drossel screams in terror. Another scrapper appears! Drossel’s arms are then attached to metal chains, and pulled until they detatch and rip away from her body. Drossel wiggles in agony as her legs are crushed with large metal blocks. Drossel is then partially inserted into an industrial metal scrap shredder, as Peon watches in horror. “Help me, Vlad! I..I’m going to die..” Drossel screams to Peon as the life is drained out of her mangled body. Peon, still paralyzed, tries to inch over to Drossel to save her. It is too late. Drossel, slowly being ripped apart before Peons eyes, is starting to become dysfunctional. Drossel’s eyes start to flicker as the power is drained from her crushed, bent, and destroyed metal body. Drossel is officially destroyed, and her body is then compacted into a metal cube. The last bit of power is squeezed out of Drossel’s lifeless metal body, as she is squeezed into the shape of a cube. Peon is then shown pictures of the Drossel Recycling Plant, where millions of robots like Drossel are brutally maimed and turned into cubes. Peon is weak. Peon shoots himself. “

and this particularly funny one;

….Which quickly made him suicidal again. But he continues to post. Someone has also threatened dox (yay!!!!)

Of course if he stopped posting this would all stop, but that won’t happen, will it?

  1. store-brand-cereal said: I wish I had the money for drossel. I would do it in a heartbeat. -plastic butts
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  3. gynoidherring said: NOOOÒOOOOOOOOOO
  4. liquidshar said: Glad its finally out there
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